I swear I could feel my own mental health declining

Yep. That’s the point of Facebook now: Get angry. Keep scrolling. Hate your neighbors and not your rulers. Consume. Come back when you need another angerboner.

Nobody asked for this! FFS, can megacorps stop shoving AI into everything. Lucky Charms and scissors will have AI soon enough.

My favorite is when the sites just block access to IPs in those states instead of trying to comply with the laws with a message that says “Your state won’t let us do business and we refuse to violate your privacy.” VPNs gonna see a huge spike in purchases, and lots of angry gooners gonna start writing their representatives as their favorites sites drop off one by one.

To quote dear leader who is most definitely implicated and ran his campaign on releasing the Epstein files, “Are we still talking about Epstein!?”

No that’s an orange. It’s what we call the things inside our body.

No, that’s original. It’s just another way of saying “living thing”

Oh, someone finally found the liminal bathroom. How unsettling.

You should have heard what the aliens were saying over voice comms. Their burns were so complex that even NASAs best could understand them.

I like your world where Aliens exist, but our only interaction with them is children controlling the turrets on a toy car.

They overwhelm everyone knowing that 80% of this shit is gonna get outlawed or overturned, but that 20% that gets through is gonna be huge for them.

So is their position that deception via impersonation is free speech?

I’m voting for Dukakis

Gulf of the Americas

Technically correct

Continuing to call it the gulf of mexico will piss him off more

And look how many Linux distro producing companies there are that are the size of Google or that earn even a significant fraction of what Google earns.

Linux is a totally different ballgame. It started out with open source and free access in mind. Linux distros are often made by volunteer developers who do it for the love of the game, non-profit companies, or companies that have found some way to monitize it like RHEL. And companies certainly pay for support, standardization, and exhaustive stability validation. There’s also the commercial use of Red Hat’s customizations, and arguably faster responses to patching vulnerabilities.

Hate to break it to you, but you are not Google’s customer. Don’t believe me? How much did you pay for Chrome?

This move is in fact being made with their actual customers in mind.

There’s a reason scam artists target the elderly. If a box on the computer screen says “put payment info here” then who are they to argue with the box?

I’m still convinced that he’s actively and intentionally trying to destroy Twitter.

Well, let’s talk about when Twitter was founded…