Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.
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Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.
You can use it to pay a medieval plague doctor that will give you leech therapy. They will need to place the leeches at the base of your cylinder as well as any free hanging olive shaped objects attached to the cylinder to shrink it so your homemade fleshlight falls off-I mean so the m&m tube- I mean the Manny the mammoth toy falls off your dick-I mean ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la
I can temp ban you from [email protected] if you really want.
Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you’ll have to use your imagination.
Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.
I still have some printer-compatible overhead transparency sheets I bought over 20 years ago in with our specialty printer paper.
If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?
Is this a necromancy guide?
When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…
Daddy did say, “Stay away from Juliet”…
Seems a little Rude, Barb to hoard your rhubarb.
Not quite the same, but my favorite:
Can you pull up a bookmarked item to read when you don’t have an active network connection? If yes, that’s a “read it later” service. If no, then that’s why they are useful.
This is why I’ve started reading one book, listening to a different audio book in my right earbud and streaming someone doing a YouTube read a loud in the other Earbud. Burning through that TBR…
This was in Minneapolis earlier this year and the demand was through the roof.
In the states I’ve lived in, Junior High and Middle school are both synonymous with grades 6-8
That was what I was referring to. I was being a bit hyperbolic, but a year in national service (beyond just the military) to do community service and gain skills in general not a new proposal. Pete Buttigieg suggested it after HS as part of his candidacy during the 2020 democratic primary.
That’s fair. In my district your insurance is covered if you qualify for assistance, but intentional damage isn’t included in insurance.
In my school we will still replace the Chromebook though (barring admin or district saying otherwise), and the financial impact will be fought by others at the district level. It’s above my pay grade.
Yes they are. These 9th graders are feral though. That realization would require forethought.
Some of these kids should have been sent out to cut trail for a year between HS and Middle School.
Yore thinking of a feeling of sadness, I think the word you’re thinking of is Melania.
Clearly you’ve never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.