*On the MyCellular network

mmmm at first you had my audience, now sir, you have my attention.

Are you trying to put Jesus in my mouth?

Children playing children playing children.

Mustard belongs in the trash. Hotdogs belong with jesus.

Que nós dobles?

ANY sort or razor around the softest most favorite part of my body? Hell the fuck no! Bushes keeps things cooler/cleaner and chafe free actually.

Weuuuuuhhhh

Graffiti everywhere you go! Literally!!!

PAN FRIED MF

RUSSIAN TIES MF

STEAMED HAMS MF

FUNKY JIVE MF

I’ll see myself out.