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As if I needed another reason to stay at home. Apparently everybody’s gonna be locked on to your junk from across the room. -_-

Glad I jailbroke mine.

Leaded steaks you say?

Guy’s an insufferable idiot, but glad he won that bogus fucking case.

because we as a society incentivize that.

Really it’s just capitalism that incentivises that. The fact that stepping on your fellow man and destroying nature makes you more money is not a coincidence.

Printers were listed as one of the punishments when that tyrant God kicked Adam and Eve out of the garden, but people didn’t know what that meant, so they left it out when they got high and wrote the bible.

Well, hopefully somebody with a better reason gets to him first, but beggars can’t be choosers I guess.

Make sure you clean the dust off the coils (usually on the back) once in a while and make sure it’s not too close to the wall. It helps the compressor not run as much, increasing its life.

What’s the deal with the grub killer? Does the thought that there may be grubs just existing somewhere out in your yard keep you up at night? It sounds a little sadistic.

I find it difficult to navigate in 2287 as well. Food’s still not too good either.

Certain amounts? Like, if you die, that was too much?

“Everyone line up so we can steal your toothpaste.” Are we in crazy town?

Even if you end up being killed take at least one of the henchmen with you. Make them aware that they must choose which of their colleagues is going in first and not going home to their family. If you don’t get the due process the constitution guarantees, one of them will eat lead.

It flew near the edge of the atmosphere and was so fast that when it was finally picked up at that range by the less advanced radars of the time it would already have been out of the range of missiles. Things had cameras on board that were apparently capable of getting a good shot of a license plate from damn near the edge of space (in the 70’s!). I have read there were plans for a bomber version but apparently that didn’t come to be. It’s a shame none are still flying. NASA had a few they obtained and used for upper atmospheric research after the airforce and CIA were done with them, but flying and maintaining them is crazy specialized and expensive. The older U2 spyplanes were made for similar altitudes and found to be a much cheaper and more practical option for that purpose so the SR-71’s were retired.

The new organic alternative to vaping. ^ - ^

Weird sticker. Anyways, I’ve always hated that type of urinal. All they do is blow piss everywhere.

Ah yes, technology.

Looks like it was edited to be a bit bigger than normal.

softest cheese.