Am I going to die?

Well that’s awfully antisemitic of Twitch /s

I keep trying to take out my phone number because I don’t want strangers seeing that shit, but… then “suspicious activity” gets detyected seconds later…

Traitor Joe’s is more like it

The idea that someone can say “You’re not allowed to not want my product, now pay the fuck up.” is the most asinine thing I’ve ever heard.

So you admit that emulation is the best way to preserve old forms of interactive media?

Just as he always wanted.

How is Vinnie these days? I haven’t seen him since grade school, back when he used to have chest hair dandruff.

Has a VPN and an ad-blocker I’m good homie, but fuck they know about this now… That explains where the fuck kimcartoon went

Instructions unclear, looking up Wii Fit Trainer on e621

Overwatch is an amazing porn series that has an incredibly shitty game based on it.

Oh yeah now I remember…

I love how they responded to that by changing McCree’s name (I’ll call Robotnik Eggman before I pretend Cole Cassidy isn’t the most generic shit I’ve ever heard) and then censoring the hell out of World of Warcraft

Two things that didn’t really need to happen… and I love how basically no one, not a soul, honors the new name of Jesse McCree

What’s the connection between Blizzard and Lust?

I…

I’ve got nothing to say to that, that’s just awesome.

Object Transformation fetishist here, I definitely wanna fuck the feather duster. The human’s… okay I guess

1. I don’t work here. Stop trying to get me to do the job for free, either pay a cashier to check me out or fuck off.
2. There’s an epidemic of these machines not working and then the shopper getting charged with shoplifting over it, Wal-Mart is the worst at doing this.

Shit or get off the pot.

To be fair, they’re only not meetable because Google refuses to meet them.

Everything’s impossible when you don’t give a shit

The guy who made it was a talentless egomaniac. He wanted to prove that he was a serious adult who could make serious adult stories, and instead of slowly transitioning into a more serious plot like say El Goonish Shiv or Concession or (not a webcomic, but No Evil)

He just jumped into a miscarriage story and then when people didn’t like it… well the other “Super Adult Story” thing to do is kill off characters, so he killed everyone off and just focused on background characters…

but again instead of slowly building up the background characters and bring them closer to the forefront… they were just… thrust into the front with no fanfare, no defined personality…

So the already low-tier webcomic sank even lower.

Again, machines don’t realize a mistake has been made, people do