But how are we going to create such dank memes?

My personal favorite!

His mom claims this led to “…; past and future love of enjoyment and pleasure of living.”

So the mom is suing Chaturbate, et al., because she thinks they’re going to cause her son to enjoy life in the future? Is that the mental gymnastics going on here?

Don’t give them any ideas.

You’re right; I forget insurance is for the poor.

I feel like “mass-produced” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Also, insurance is going to be insane.

Watch the odd-numbered ones first, then the evens.

… their stupid addiction tickets?

What are addiction tickets?

Definitely funny!

Aside from Pussy Galore, another favorite inappropriate Bond moment I enjoy is from The Man with the Golden Gun. Bond approaches an Asian woman skinny dipping in a pool and asks her for her name.

She responds: “Chew Mee”

Bond: “Really!?..”

I’d love to have a 13-month calendar.

20 is where it’s at, for sure.

That reminds me of a scene from Jean-Luc Godard’s La Chinoise, where some members of a Maoist group call others “conformists” or something to that effect because they hold different views on the finer details of communism/socialism.