That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.
The wasabi goes over there.
That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.
Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.
Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?
A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Let’s not forget liquor!
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)
It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!
Upvoted and boosted! The Fediverse has been my home since the APIcolypse. I had to log onto Reddit today for the first time in months to post in an obscure niche community, but I’ve been all about the fediverse apart from that.
Mojo Dojo Casa House.
Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.
Biden should be talking up the soft landing every time he answers a question, imho. Uncle Joe saved us all a lot of pain with that.
TIL that Gus Johnson is a time traveler.
I like the cut of your jib, fediverse stranger!
I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese
But what about second breakfast?
Flashbacks of grad school!
You haven’t felt the struggle until you’ve taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.
I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they’re little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I’m just standing there going, “Damn!”.
So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.