Draw an XX but with the X’s crossing. Lesbian stick figure scissoring!

$4? That’s a deal if I’ve ever seen one, especially in this economy.

F to pay respect

Wait I’m the system administrator, who the hell do I contact??!!

“I lost my phone” is gonna be heard a lot from now on over there.

Then they can say the classic line, “Don’t you all have phones?!”

I have a 700+ day streak myself and I can confirm I want to absolutely murder that bird now.

I’m so glad it can handle square.

Don’t worry about Babylon 6.

Worry about the sequels, where Babylon 7 8 9

I would totally drink all of that lol

Vagina dentata! Such a wonderful phrase!

Why doesn’t the bigger app that needs authentication not just eat the smaller app?

Mine have always been they just show up unannounced, take me to a conference room, and lay me off that day.

Yub yub.

Threatening to sue your customers is such a brilliant business move.

You’re lucky to have IT even know what GIMP is, much less have it officially approved.

Every place I’ve been at was like “what’s that?”

I keep thinking a polycule is a type of polygon and that it can be mathematically represented in Euclidean and non-Euclidean space.

Eh, close enough.

Caesar salad, perhaps?

When dat booty so thiccc that it doesn’t deform under any amount of force applied to it.

So bishops, rooks, queens are OP. Knights are less useful due to limited range, and pawns are just as expendable as before.