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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldExtra salty
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    13 hours ago

    Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

    I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

    • car bomb.
    • sawed off shotgun
    • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
    • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
    • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
    • special mention to Novichok
    • biologic (similar delivery.)
    • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

    This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)


  • the official explanation is “marketing”. (there’s a few reasons for it. 9 is considered unlucky in japan, for example. they wanted branding with 10. etc)

    The fun thing is that there was a version that should have come out between 8 and 10 and didn’t. they decided to abandon it in very very pre-alpha because it was just that bad. (No, that probably doesn’t explain the gap. but its fun to poke at.). Basically it was supposed to take all the stupid features like seamless phone OS integration and tablet stuff and become some sort of uber universal-operating system that sucks.



  • I promise… it’s just enthusiasm!

    even the linux-from-scratch snobs are usually pretty decent (really it’s only when it’s their first time out of the server room in too-long a time). I usually try to switch it up to something like "have you tried playing The Battle for Wesnoth. (it’s a turn based fantasy strategy game that’s… uhm. surprisingly good.)



  • “It was a great learning experience” is how I describe working under the worst bosses in my life. Specifically, to people that I can’t be honest with and say how i truly felt.

    One of them was just a straight up malignant asshole. The other was chronically absent. She may have had some good reasons for it, but when I had to stop bailing her out because it was getting to 20-30 hours extra entirely without a schedule… and she started lying (and spoofing texts to prove it was my fault…)

    Well, suffice it to say “great learning experience” is the polite way of saying “absolute fucking hell”



  • Pretty sure this is the command my dad used to test disaster recovery systems.

    you know. to simulate the entire cluster going poof. He spoke of having to get somebody else to actually send it, because it just felt that wrong.

    (pretty sure he was being sarcastic. Pretty sure when he was asked to test their disaster recovery for his org… his first thought was probably “i’ve never nuked an entire network before”)











  • Considering that the AUR is a repo of build packages that are managed by users, it’s mostly unsafe because of that- not being in manjaro (which also uses pacman, and as far as I know just a different flavor.)

    If you really want to use the AUR, you just have to turn it on. As with any package builds, it’s safe to use if you check the build and see what it does- and you need to be doing that in arch too. (Or not. Fun times.)