Steven Seagal is the opposite for me, if he’s in it I know I’m about to enjoy a shitfest

Don’t forget the response if you contact the email

Blimey, maybe their production quality varies based on which factory it was built in (or Euro NCAP have better quality control regs), the one I’ve been in was lovely!

Everyone circlejerks about this online but every IRL owner I’ve actually spoken to say it’s the best car they’ve ever owned.

Quick, someone print out and photocopy this photo

It was very popular in the mid-2000s but I don’t think I’ve heard anyone use it since then. I’d say somewhere in the middle.

“As the crow flies” is a pretty common expression on this very isle

It’s a single country with a single currency, a single government, a single history, and a single language. Yes there’s a lot of variance within the country, but it’s really nothing compared to visiting Europe.

What about the giant colourful letters saying MARIO PARTY makes you think the isn’t a Mario game?

I’m in Britain, things did get very slightly less bad this year!

Hey Uncle Sam, the USA isn’t the whole universe!

Alright, alright, the shurethra if you want to get technical

but why pick up the phone at all?

Because sometimes it’s someone actually calling for you

Don’t worry friend, by asking this clarifying question we already know your answer is ‘a sufficient amount’

Well fortunately there’s none of that shit here!

You’ve got me there

Relevant xkcd, you were warned about this at least a decade ago

I don’t think there’s anything “fringe” about QM

This has got to be bait, it’s like a yank wrote every point deliberately wrong

The yanks were fed up of being the geopolitical bad guys and the only other counties they could think of were the UK and France