I stopped reading once you said “colloquially ‘speakers’” I ain’t got time to deal with this today

He’s said in interviews that those were these people’s real names. There was literally a real life dude named Davy who was in the Navy, is that the most unrealistic thing in the world?

It’s honestly fine in most places, I feel like the aversion to tap water is a taste preference / social taboo for 90% of people. Personally, the idea of filling up a water bottle in a bathroom feels gross to me, even though I’d happily use that same water to brush my teeth. I get that that’s not really logical, but that doesn’t change my gut instinct against it.

These are more public and usually filtered, most people wouldn’t wanna fill their water bottles in the sink in a bathroom, so these are perfect for like, gyms or public schools

A lot of us do, but also that water’s gotta come from somewhere.