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  • imho, it was Nixon who started America on this course. Nixon knew that the Vietnam War was unwinnable; he even ran in 1968 as a ‘peace candidate.’ He also knew that massive bombing would mean that the US steel mills would be working 24/7 and that would be great for the Unions and owners. All he had to do was pay for it with paper money, because he didn’t want to raise taxes.



  • 90 year old woman goes to the local brothel. She tells the madam that she wants to try something new, so she wants to try being a hooker for a night. Madam makes some phone calls, finds some customers who 'd be into it, and tells the woman to come back the next night.

    The next day the lady arrives, and soon the first john shows up. They walk upstairs, spend an hour, and come back. The second customer is waiting, and so he and she go upstairs. After she comes back down, the third guy arrives, so it’s back upstairs.

    At the end of the night the madam asks if she wants to come back?

    “Oh, no dear. the sex was fine but those damn stairs will kill me.”



  • Dagwood222@lemm.eetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldWorst spy ever
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    9 days ago

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    I can’t remember the author or title of the story.

    Napoleon wants to give his enemies false information, so he picks a courier who looks bold and dashing, but has a reputation for being a complete fuck up.

    The idiot manages to fumble his way past a dozen patrols and deliver the orders.

    Exactly what they didn’t want.









  • Dagwood222@lemm.eetoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldPeak male form
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    13 days ago

    [off topic?]

    I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There’s a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today’s standards, he looked kinda scrawny.