Honestly; I hate when tourists do that, because it gives me linguistic whiplash and then i can’t parse the first English sentence following the greeting.

I know the French seem to be more friendly and cooperative if you start out with whatever little French you might know, but Scandinavians generally prefer if you just start out in English.

Sweden and Norway only. Few people in Denmark know what a mil is. And virtually no one here uses it.

Yeah-yeah; something something Denmark. I know…

You’re listening to K - T - I - T; K-tit! Playing the breast-ehrghm -the BEST tunes in town!

Danish limit is 0,5 like most of Europe. Most people here have a rule of thumb of 2 regular beers.

Ever heard the phrase; “Never put your hands somewhere you wouldn’t put your dick.”

To be fair; of all the large cats to try befriending, a cheetah is probably one of the least bad options. Contrary to panthers and leopards, they don’t have the ambush instinct compelling them to attack you when your back is turned.

Get a thermostatic mixer valve. You’ll never go back…

It’s kind of interesting. This really seems to be a recurring"people with glasses" -thing. I have family members with glasses who almost consequently open the oven, get their glasses fogged up, and go like; “who turned off the lights?” Personally I don’t stick my head into the steam coming out of the oven, because it stings the eyes like a motherfucker, when you aren’t wearing “safety glasses” all the time.

Mhhmm Käääseee…

I love it, but roombas go underneath the furniture from time to time you know…

Sweet! What does mine say?

Send via Bluetooth…

Reminds me of this:

Yes.

I also identify as a 1x38B. My pronouns are Error/Failure

I give it about a 98,5% chance, that the ones wanting to name their kid “Mötley”, have no clue how “ö” is actually pronounced.

I’ll tell you hwat!

Sorry, I’m not saying; that isn’t Adolf Hitler, but your steps 3, 4, and 5 are a bit “eeehhh”.

Step 3: ask Yourself what are the odds that someone has a doppelganger Hitler grandfather

In a population as large as ours there is a pretty good chance, that there is someone who looks a lot like Hitler.

Step 4: ask Yourself who in their right fucking mind would put a picture/ portrait of their grandfather if he looked just like Hitler…

Someone who doesn’t hate their family member?.. If my beloved grandpa resembled a bad historical figure, that wouldn’t ever prevent me from hanging his picture on my wall. They’d have nothing in common apart from superficial apperance.

Step 5: ask yourself; why would a grandfather who looked just like Hitler; why would he give himself that hairstyle and give himself that mustache … Grandfather must have heard of Hitler… no?

When is the picture from? Before the second world war that style of mustache and hair do were fairly common. Doesn’t have to be a grandfather. Could just as well be a great grandfather…