Sounds like the only thing he’s trickling down is mucus
I also use my penis on hard mode.
Give it to us raw and wriggling.
Sounds like the sequel to Hot Tub Time Machine.
Thank you for the great tip. I have turned this on.
“The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces.”
Found in acid rain and cancer cells.
I think that he was only supposed to blow the fucking doors off.
A pint? That’s nearly an arm-full!
The Egyptians also invented the five-sided dice but they were too huge to roll.
The worst thing is that she’s not even in the bottom three Prime Ministers any more.
What you talkin’ about, Willis?
I still see my ex’s. Well… watch.
Remember to save a little hate for the US
How can you tell how big they are? Did you look at every one?
Next to “bee’s bollocks”