Where’s the lifted and stanced pickups on bald rubberband tires?
What’s the sin where you can’t count to 3?
Ooooooh Chicken wrap or chicken fingeeeerrrrrs
I dunno, I don’t just ignore ads, I find them repulsive, like my scam-alarms go off even when I know that it’s probably a legit product. Seriously unless I get a recommendation from an actual person, the brand I’ve never heard of feels safer to me then the brand I saw a cheap ad for on some janky website. Maybe it’s because so much of the stuff I had growing up was knockoff/store brand, so I’ve hardly ever actually experienced anything that I saw an ad for.
Used to be one of those 8th graders. Can confirm. My inability to shut up was hilariously inconvenient and consequential
And pubg isn’t exactly the latest thing anymore either. It came out in 2017.
No they’re right, they literally just run and jump underwater
Yet despite all these adaptations for life in the water, hippos can’t swim—they can’t even float! Their bodies are far too dense to float, so they move around by pushing off from the bottom of the river or simply walking along the riverbed in a slow-motion gallop, lightly touching the bottom with their toes, which are slightly webbed, like aquatic ballet dancers.
https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/hippo
Honestly that’s scarier to me
It looks like a quesadilla and a Philly cheese steak had a baby. I’ll take two
It’s Terminator 2 I’m pretty sure. Maybe you’re thinking of Armageddon?
The trick is to alternate between the weenie and the balls
Wow that’s really clever actually. Basically using the library as digital scratch paper
I kind of brought this up in another comment, that “first” and “1st” aren’t really the same thing. Which is confusing when you extend that to fourth/4th five/5th. I don’t generally see someone write “zeroith”, but I’ll see “0th”.
I feel like the joke would’ve landed better if it said “first”. I know it’s pronounced the same way, but I’m gonna argue anyway that there’s a subtle difference. I’ve heard 0th used in cs to describe what was at the 0-index, so in that context 1st would be"second", but “first” generally means “nothing before it”. English is weird. I wonder if anyone knows whether the word “first” or “1st” came 1st (lol)?
Why is the switch talking to itself? Is it stupid??