This is actually a dope album cover. Anyone wanna start a FOSS-computing-themed band?

He looks like he gets paid by the hour

*woosh

I like spicy food now and then, I like spicy bbq and can take any Mexican you can throw at me. But Thai food scares me. Every time I try it, they ask how spicy I want it on a scale of 0 to 10, and I go “you know, I think I’ll take it easy today, I’ll go for a 4”. And then I get the bowl, first few slerps are pretty chill, but after a solid minute it out of nowhere turns into the spiciest thing I’ve ever fucking tasted, without fail. I’m simply not worthy of Thai food

He’s really a good dog, he just gets knotty around vets

I mean op’s not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance

I can tell

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the Dodge ram logo wasn’t just a weird ‘M’ for some reason

Oh yeah look at that. Looks like the measurable size is slightly less than half though since the eyes are generally a little closer to the mirror than the widest part of the head

I think that’s the point if you read between the lines. I don’t think this shit post is arguing that those who lock their milk aren’t the victims here.

But on second reading idk

Trippy

Hold up, which pullover hoodies are the ones that literally suck? Asking for a friend

Coleslawpsicle

I’ve got them both turned off lol

Raw egg is relatively safe, it’s the flour that’s the main risk

Twist it!

This guy takes more oil than my car

I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling