• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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    1 month ago

    I used to be homeless, and the worst thing that the other homeless people ever did to Me is that a crazy guy kept asking Me to help him build a time machine. Homeless people are mostly very sweet and nice.

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      1 month ago

      Imagine passing up a chance to kill baby Hitler and buy Bitcoin in 2010 because you’re too busy “trying to get your life together.”

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        1 month ago

        It’s crazy that the first thing a lot of people would do with a time machine is use it to kill an infant.