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Well, Vegas wait for me, 'cause the fucking mailman with brain damage and a apple watch who can fucking pause time is comming to clean up ypu fucking cassinos…
I was playing jackbox games with friends.
So…I’m Cookie the announcer now?
Cyberpunk 2077. V is sooooo fucked holy shit.
You get to hang out with Keanu tho…
That’s pretty cool I guess but he did try to kill V and is still taking over their brain lol
Also I’d get to be a woman (female V is superior) and that was genuinely euphoric to me so my egg may be cracking
Sad about the death part, but hey, tits. Pretty cool. I can get down with that.
On one side I become a young girl with a large debt to pay or I’ll be homeless if I don’t pay each week.
On the other side I can pay the mortgage in just one month reselling stuff, sometimes at 200% of the base price.
Capitalism, Ho!
A smutty harem game, “Fresh Women”. Please tell me this isn’t just a hypothetical…
Not gonna be a great day
The Witcher 3 for me. Being Garalt doesn’t seem so bad, but I’m going to have a lot more scars than normal. Fucking witches and killing monsters sounds like a good life.
Fuck yeah, Armored Core 6! Giant robots, everybody!!
Fuckedtorio
Expedition 33. Not sure if that means I’m going to be Verso or Maelle. Either way I get to hang out with Esquie all day so I’m good with it.
Plot twist, you’re Gustave
Returnal… not promising
Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who’s quirky is she can’t help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.
I get to be a caricature of myself with a ton of pals to conquer my enemies with and a kick ass floating base in the ocean!!!
Hmm, the emperor Beld, resurrected for the sole purpose of killing the evil Goddess Cardice by the grand Wizard Wart; but due to some magical shenanigans
spoiler
I will be locked into an impasse which will cause her to resurrect, as well as myself (a stipulation of my resurrection is that it would cease upon completing my task of killing the Goddess).
Considering it’s pretty easy to make the main character insanely overpowered, I’ll be in a pretty comfortable position. My biggest issue will be that it was the Japanese version, and I don’t know Japanese. 🤔
