We have one with a seat heater

Joke’s on you, this is my fetish

The lingering warmth isn’t that bad compared to any lingering smells.

The only thing worse than a cold public toilet seat is a warm one.

I’ve seen how y’all leave the toilet. I don’t need ur butt warmth on top of it

…at work.

I believe this is referred to as ghost cheeks.

Could we come to some sort of sitewide agreement to keep the toilet humour memes on c/shitpost?

(or just pick a communiy for it idc as long as it’s not throughout every gd meme /c we’ve got)

I hover over public toilets, because people who used it before me have butts and legs made of shit, piss, puke, cum, blood and bones. They are walking human excrement, thus my trust is low in their leg/butt washing hygiene.