hey give me those all rounder offers, all i’m seeing is “we’re looking for a specialist in marketing in tiktok comments who speaking C2, B1, and A1 in Latin, Ancient Egyptian, and Mayan respectively. 5 years of experience required”
Okay, but you need to be an all a rounder with a deep specialization in DreamWeaver CS4 (which I think is when fireworks compatibility broke and macromedia was finally absorbed)
Edit: should have added: meet everyone on the team in a separate interview, “we think your last job overpaid”, “it’s really close between you and another candidate, can you do one more call?”, senior responsibilities with junior pay, 6 years experience with new tool, we include AI use in performance reviews…
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hey give me those all rounder offers, all i’m seeing is “we’re looking for a specialist in marketing in tiktok comments who speaking C2, B1, and A1 in Latin, Ancient Egyptian, and Mayan respectively. 5 years of experience required”
Okay, but you need to be an all a rounder with a deep specialization in DreamWeaver CS4 (which I think is when fireworks compatibility broke and macromedia was finally absorbed)
Edit: should have added: meet everyone on the team in a separate interview, “we think your last job overpaid”, “it’s really close between you and another candidate, can you do one more call?”, senior responsibilities with junior pay, 6 years experience with new tool, we include AI use in performance reviews…