• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Bro I’m just jacking off on shoelace powder, like gramma gunna crimp my style in a piledriver inside her infertility from disability as I got pride as wide as a buffalo shit sandwich, ok? Nah, it’s cool gramps, we’ll get you caught up. You eat crab cake? We got crab cake for days, made with real artificial crab meat. This is just how I am and I choose to be it, and I do it for the youth of the nation, praise God, valahalla, and all of the men and women in law enforcement in Reno, amen.