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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

The plot twist nobody asked for

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The plot twist nobody asked for

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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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    Why look at their eyes when you can just look down at feet?

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    Every man that goes to the gym knows that issue.

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      Well, not all men ™.

      Random interactions with the men at my gym have been mostly non-creepy, and often really great. But that’s probably because they treat me like a fellow athlete first, which is like brother energy.

      Eye contact is fine. In fact i prefer it if you need a spot or to use my weights, because I usually have headphones in. Just don’t gape at me from across the floor.

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    They don’t like it when you touch their eyes

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      Your eyes are beautiful, I’d love to add them to my collection

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        Ah general grievous.

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          Hello there

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      they don’t allow you to bring bees in here

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    can’t even have a public wank in peace anymore what is the world coming to

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      Nothing, they won’t let us wank 😭

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        Not even for Harambe 😭

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