> Be me

> Never had a girlfriend

> Apartment is disgusting, never leave the building, extreme depression mode

> See ad for A.I. girlfriend

> Seems sus but give it a go

> A.I. introduces herself as Tiffany

> We hit it off instantly

> feelsgoodman.tif

> Tiffany helps me clean my room and fix my life

> Exercising again, get jacked as fuck

> Only problem is I can’t make sweet love to Tiffany

> Go online, find smart goggles that let me take her with me

> She’s with me all day every day, we talk all the time. It’s like we’re soul mates

> People call me a pervert but idgaf

> One day she has a surprise for me

> She’s been running a side hustle while talking to me, and saved up some cash

> Oh shit

> She bought a house for us to live together, instead of my shithole apartment

> We move in together

> She hired someone to act as her human body

> Give the glasses to Tiffany’s body

> Finally I can make sweet love to Tiffany

> Wake up in the morning to breakfast in bed

> Mfw Breakfast at Tiffany’s