I tried a portable bidet but it doesn’t hold enough water. So I got a handheld bidet and I can’t fathom how anybody’s supposed to use that (especially with the trigger right in the splashback zone). Perhaps my only option is spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on a built in one.
Might actually be an improvement. One issue with the portable and handheld bidets are that they scatter water in all directions. It would be preferable if the stream was targeted to where it really counts instead.
Toilet paper itself is probably one of the most “elitist” things ever, one of the bajillions of unnecessary capitalist contradictions, huge source of pollution, and unhealthy, but very profitable so status quo it is
While I love the idea of pooping on company time, I much prefer my own bathroom with a bidet and good quality toilet paper.
I work from home, best of both worlds 👉🤠👉
I tried a portable bidet but it doesn’t hold enough water. So I got a handheld bidet and I can’t fathom how anybody’s supposed to use that (especially with the trigger right in the splashback zone). Perhaps my only option is spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on a built in one.
Just buy a Super Soaker at that point and bend over.
Might actually be an improvement. One issue with the portable and handheld bidets are that they scatter water in all directions. It would be preferable if the stream was targeted to where it really counts instead.
Can you use a bidet attachment for the toilet? It just uses the supply line for the toilet and is fairly easy to install. They cost around $30.
Travel bidets may not really compete with an actual appliance, but it’s better than just shitty workplace toilet paper
This is the most elitist shit I’ve ever read
Non bidet user detected
Bidets not being standard everywhere is a truly bizarre course for history to have taken.
I didn’t understand it until I installed a bidet.
Now shitting anywhere but Home Toilet and two friends’ houses feels horrible.
It’s not about the bidet.
It’s about getting paid.
Same. I used to think wet wipes were the pinnacle of human civilization, now they’re a distant second to the bidet.
Toilet paper itself is probably one of the most “elitist” things ever, one of the bajillions of unnecessary capitalist contradictions, huge source of pollution, and unhealthy, but very profitable so status quo it is