Its still assault, even if not sexual.

For those who don’t understand: there’s a difference between ownership and possession. You can own a car equipped with flamethrowers as anti theft measure, but when you make it trivial to trigger those without intention that matches your response, that would be assault.

Same applies to coworkers just with allergies, the fact that thats not what stood on the label, etc

You can’t burn a coworker alive because he mistook your car.