I piss and shit in my dreams very often but nothing has happened irl ever

My brain has developed a defence mechanism for it. I dream of having to pee but it’s always in the most uncomfortable/public/undesirable places so I can’t do it

Too many times.

I almost had this happen once and I never went from fully asleep to fully awake this quickly. I’m talking about full awareness of everything that almost happened. If we could somehow harness this power, we could eliminate all the time we waste being half-asleep in the morning. But Big Caffeine would never let that happen.