I always preferred “when life gives you lemons, jam them up life’s tailpipe.”
Pretty sure that’s a Nemco 55850.
Best citrus juicer ever made, and one of my most cherished possessions.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/nemco-55850-manual-heavy-duty-easy-citrus-juicer/591N55850.html
When life gives you lemons and you make a ton of lemonade, you’re going to need every container available to piss in.
I don’t have sugar, but how about a cute picture of a fox?
funny thing about lemons, life didn’t give them to us. We crossbred them into existence. We made the lemons.
Don’t care, gonna make life take the lemons back anyway!
Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give FireRetardant lemons!
Ah yes, The Aperature Laboratories Life Gives You Lemons Launcher, a tool developed to inspire the technicians working on the combustible lemon to work faster.
Then I’m gunna burn your house down! With lemons!
The machine was preprogrammed with over 1000 unique belittlements prerecorded by Cave himself which would play randomly each time a lemon was launched.
Just a couple of posts above was the news about the Mullvad CEO being a white suprematist. ‘Nuff lemons.
Thanks for heads up. Would’ve auto-renewed Monday.
What are you switching to?
I can recommend AirVPN. Switched to then after Mullvad removed port forwarding and haven’t had a single problem since.
Why AirVPN? Is it as good as Mulvad?
Do you happen to know who owns them, if they’ve been raibed already and how that went?
Damn that guy can piss
Turned it into a free back massage, very innovative!
Don’t worry, it’ll get worse
