The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoLife comes at you fastlemmy.worldimagemessage-square128fedilinkarrow-up1889arrow-down112
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minus-squareCracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoMy father referred to me as ‘almost 40’ the other day, which I deemed rude so I called him ‘almost 60’, which he also deemed rude.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoMy parents started referring to me as “middle-aged” when I was like 35 specifically because they knew it would drive me nuts. And with the current trajectory of American life expectancy, the math might actually bear them out.
minus-squareLavaPlanet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoNah, man, engage your spite, live to 100, curse them as you die. I believe in you.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoMy family lives for freaking ever i won’t “middle aged” until my 48th
My father referred to me as ‘almost 40’ the other day, which I deemed rude so I called him ‘almost 60’, which he also deemed rude.
My parents started referring to me as “middle-aged” when I was like 35 specifically because they knew it would drive me nuts. And with the current trajectory of American life expectancy, the math might actually bear them out.
Nah, man, engage your spite, live to 100, curse them as you die. I believe in you.
My family lives for freaking ever i won’t “middle aged” until my 48th