• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    I want my corpse to be a truly amazing encounter.

    That’s why I plan to string myself up like marionette. My body will be ridged to drop when the bathroom door is opened. Than I will wiggle a preprogrammed dance well strobe lights and heavy techno music plays.

    You might ask “how my bones will stay together?” Well that’s where the embalming machine comes in to be activated as soon as my pulse flat lines. Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise.

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      5 hours ago

      My body will be ridged

      For her pleasure?

      Edit: I thought it looked weird, just realised it’s ‘ribbed’. I’m not sure what a ‘ridged’ condom would be like, probably not great.