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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

my dad and my daddy are very similar but not the same

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my dad and my daddy are very similar but not the same

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Read that as “Nonsexual dominance is ISO 33333” and thought: “Damn, there’s an International Standard for everything, isn’t there?”

    • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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      Yeah and you have to pay like 100€ for all of em, fucking ridiculous.

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      Boot it with DaemonTools

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      Sadly there is a ton of different national standards too and even those arent always used. Like can we please use the german standard layout for business letters DIN 5008:2020

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        I believe you mean DIN5008.

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          Standard names are also standardized.

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        Spotted the German

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      There’s one for anal sex toys, so yeah

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      I somehow read “Nonconsensual dominance” and was a bit worried.

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        Nonconsensual dominance

        Also a parent

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    To each their own I suppose. Personally I’ve only met women that liked points 2 through 4. Is worrying about her getting enough sleep or eating well considered dominant?

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      Who said anything about women?

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    Go to bed and eat your vegetables, but not in bed, no food in bed except carrots that you don’t intend to eat.

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