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three@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Come back to mine and I'll make you surf and turf

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Come back to mine and I'll make you surf and turf

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three@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Surf ‘n’ Turd

  • dorumon@lemmy.cafe
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    I’ve literally done this before lol.

    • tubthumper@lemmy.world
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      Right?? I unironically love plain (buttered) noodles and even more so ramen with a plain can of tuna. Nice plain savory food. Homely but homey.

      And yeah sure, considering the amount of money I’ve wasted on delivery the last month, I could afford the bougie recipe, but *why bother when this is actually pretty friggin tasty?

      Health. Probably for health. Oh well. Itadakimasu.

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    I add frozen peas and carrots to mine.

  • AA5B@lemmy.world
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    While I’m amused by the comedy, you might be missing the “turf”

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      Where does wheat grow?

    • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca
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      what do you think the chunks part is in the tuna?

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        Can. And water.

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    Mmm. Chunks.

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    And it is funny because…?

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      Poor

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        Poor is funny to you?

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          I meant funny in a relatable way tbf. Like an experience most of us have lived through so we can joke about it. Gallows humor type of thing.

          Now if a millionaire posted this to make fun of us poors, it would not be funny. But this was posted by a fellow lemming, so probably not a millionaire. Context matters.

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