had a cousin who worked labor and delivery. they had stories lol. Newborns aren’t always fully cooked even if they’ve been in the oven 9 months. Most come out some kind of mushy somewhere, but a few are… they had a term: That’s Some Baby!

One of my friends had a cone-head kid. Turned out perfectly fine a few weeks later, but he kinda freaked out thinking he was gonna be raising Beldar or something. fun times.