Of course, redneck rapist. It’s not like the mustache has been one of the most popular facial hair styles in history…

Behold this list of “redneck rapists”:

Salvador Dali
Martin Luther King
Kaiser Wilhelm II
Mahatma Gandhi
Paul McCartney
Richard Wagner
Rudyard Kipling
George Orwell
Albert Einstein
Tom Selleck
Freddie Mercury
Charlie Chaplin
Mark Twain
Friedrich Nietzsche
Groucho Marx
Burt Reynolds
Theodore Roosevelt
John Waters
Frank Zappa
Clark Gable
Carl Jung
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