cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoApparently t-shirt and gym shorts aren’t a thinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square128linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareSockenklaus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoCo-sleeping with your toddlers? Their tiny spider-hands are everywhere…
minus-squareforbiddencherry@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoIf your toddler’s hands are giving you erections then maybe don’t sleep with them?
minus-squareSockenklaus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoNot sure if you’re joking or serious: I didn’t mean to imply that my toddler’s hands are giving me erections, I was just saying that their hands being everywhere is a good enough reason to AT LEAST wear boxers… Preferably a dry suit…
minus-squareSockenklaus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoPhew… 😬 At least I wasn’t suggesting a wet suit in my reply. ;)
minus-square100_kg_90_de_belin@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoHow can you pass the Gandhi purity test?
Co-sleeping with your toddlers? Their tiny spider-hands are everywhere…
If your toddler’s hands are giving you erections then maybe don’t sleep with them?
Not sure if you’re joking or serious: I didn’t mean to imply that my toddler’s hands are giving me erections, I was just saying that their hands being everywhere is a good enough reason to AT LEAST wear boxers… Preferably a dry suit…
Apologies, I was joking
Phew… 😬 At least I wasn’t suggesting a wet suit in my reply. ;)
How can you pass the Gandhi purity test?