Ullman shorts, Christmas show,

Marge’s fling, Homer’s bro,

Bart in well, Flanders fails,

Whacking Snakes, Monorail,

Mr. Plow, Homer space,

Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,

Lisa’s future, Selma’s hubby,

Marge not proud, Homer chubby,

Homer worries Bart is gay,

Poochie, U2, NRA,

Hippies, Vegas and Japan

Octuplets and Bart’s boy band,

Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,

Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes,

Maggie blows Burns away,

What else do I have to say?!