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Are you fucking sorry?
Brain cell 1: just walk away without saying anything
Brain cell 2: correct yourself, dummy
Mouth: awkward stammering before sheepishly walking away
The underpaid cashier: “Thanks, stop again.”
Something that genuinely happens a lot to me:
Not being able to decide when to say cool or good, so the word that finally comes out sounds like ghoul.You’re not alone. I do the exact same thing! Entirety too often…
I once told an older colleague, “You’re the mom!”
“You’re the man!” had fused with, “You’re the bomb!”
Never had I ever seen such a pronounced look of wtf.
Have a nude day!
I need more than one fingers to count how many times i said “you too” when a waiter/delivery guy said bon appetit
this is why we don’t talk to women
