I don’t get it
Is this the anti-meme community?
Oh you better believe that’s a paddlin
Don’t dead Open inside?
Nah, it’s a >30 years old joke. “Can you keep a secret” implies he is about to tell the person a secret for them to keep. The person gets excited to hear it when responding “yes”. But the last line shows it was just the setup for a joke, implying he won’t tell the secret after all.
I’ve done the reverse version at work to coworkers
“Can you keep a secret”
“Absolutely not”
Don’t drag me down with you. I’m just here to get paid.
Would’ve been really funny without the, “fuck you”.
Would’ve been really funny if he swore at the end
One day we get told we’re allowed to swear on the internet next day this
life is a prison
Sir Humphrey did it better.
Clue did it the best
That’s where I heard it from!
