If you start using these words then your kids will stop using them.

You think I’m saying it because I think I’ll be cool, no, I say it because it’s my time to make the words of the youth sound cringe and I will use my new found powers to destroy these words, leaving you with just an infants handful of the words you once loved.

whenever my friend summoned Belphegor in her Persona 5 Royal playthrough that we were watching as a group, I called it the SkibiDemon

You best be bussin’ your rizz off my lawn no cap.

(Kidding. You know we love ya’ll, right?)

Fr fr, dead ass.

We’ve got to let them have this, just like when the older generations were annoyed in the 90s when my generation decided that “bad”, “wicked” and “radical” all now meant “good” and that baseball caps should be worn backwards over a floppy asymmetric fringe.