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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Don't listen to your knife

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Don't listen to your knife

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    • bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Your kitchen knives are vegan?!?!? But aren’t they naturally omnivores???

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      The ones I use are mostly too blunt :/

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    Me, an intermittently suicidal person, when holding a big knife: “No one is around - cut through the air like a sword so it makes that neat ‘wooshing’ sound”

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      I do the same everytime I take something like a stick

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    If a knife isn’t meant to cut my own wrists, why am I holding it a perfect arms length away?

    Check mate arteries 😏

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    My knife just says weeeee when it cuts vegetables.

    Different brands maybe?

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      They probably have a Japanese seppuku knives 🤔

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    The dark thoughts while holding a knife went away for me after i started cooking more. I guess i just had a knife phobia?

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    suicide is cringe song

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    Fr

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