This game looks boring. Graphics are weak. How much XP did you get for the bird friending quest?

Edit: shit, that’s not a bird, is it? Well, don’t I look foolish now?

“In a row?”

Well I’ve already met him, but the first time Jabba the Hut wasn’t in the background, so I’d definitely like a do-over.

Not just the ass, but the oxen and sheep, too!

He’s like the reverend from Footloose without the saving grace of being played by John Lithgow.

Hmm… I wonder how they’d feel about my Bachelor’s in Spanish Language and Culture.