Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can’t hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.
Clinically depressed, chronically online,
Socialist discordian statist for open science,
Independent journalism and gay crime.
My Communities:
[email protected] — Sophisticated. Independent journalism news feed.
[email protected] — Trash. Global, diverse news, reports, blogs and listicles.
[email protected] — For the most DIY of trash goblin artists.
Other Me’s:
[email protected]
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Former Me’s:
(I no longer check these accounts)
Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can’t hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.
Guys, you just listen and wait until there’s three seconds between pops, then it’s done.
I could fall asleep listening to him tell me all about why I should use the pre-wash function on the dishwasher.