Source: It came to me in a dream

Fitting slogan for a pair of teenage shorts

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契ȑ璝寣䇘앖噣삈 ?

It’s from /mu/ originally

I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Killzone on PS2 was the first game I played that wasn’t inverted and it took me several hours to figure out why aiming was so hard

If you just imagine that the right stick is their neck you don’t need to postulate a Parasaurolophus horn

I care more about the vertical inversion than the horizontal one. Not certain why. Have played with horizontal inversion on before and it didn’t bother me much after a minute or two.

Her name is Jeanie though, which I’d pronounce differently to Jenny… unless it’s one of those awful new age spellings of a classic name.

Fwiw Jennifer is a fine name and people can figure out the best way to shorten it for their circumstances. Maybe living in a rural community with a lot of donkeys would affect it.

Yes, both of those and their sequels - Future Perfect and Perfect Dark - were by far the most played FPS games for me as a kid.

It’s more like the analogue stick is representing your characters neck. IRL you pull your neck down to look up, and vice versa.

Technically a lot of the classic curries are british food

Living a healthy lifestyle must give you superhuman abilities to get a good night’s sleep. Can only speculate since I’ve never been in that situation personally.

neigh, motherfucker

kicks you in head

They have shoe-wear updates though

I live in a student neighbourhood and when we moved here I thought, “Well my partner and I are still in our 30s and don’t have a family; we’ll be up drinking at the same times the students are.”

I was so wrong. GenZ are strange - they don’t go out like we used to, and instead have early morning alarms for the gym. It’s a coinflip whether the alarm will wake them up though, sometimes their 6AM alarm is going for several hours and others you hear them get up.

Could be worse I guess but now I feel bad having my lame middle aged friends back to the flat after the pubs close.

200 IQ child thief

You’ve still got Metroid Prime 4 on switch to look forward to

There are still great games coming out on OG Switch. The Hundred Line and SMT: Raidou are two recent highlights.

Honestly the Switch 2 is still a pretty bad value proposition for most people (unless you really love Donkey Kong like me).

Yeah people get played by their biological urges and evolutionary psychology throughout the entire process. Even newborn babies are programmed to scream intermittently so that the parents are never well rested, and this is theorized to be to prevent the parents from producing another baby in quick succession who takes attention from baby #1.