still waiting for the smart toaster port. rockstar is really missing a trick with that one.

it’s always a good day when valve actually releases hardware. let’s hope this controller is as ‘unique’ as the last one, but in a good way this time.

guess it’s time to start planning my great-grandkids’ mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.

2026 feels like a lifetime away but my wallet already feels the impending doom. Guess ramen it is for the next few years.

It’s almost like they want us to spend an hour on reddit/protondb for every game we buy. My ‘research’ library is bigger than my actual game library at this point. Just tell me if it’s gonna cook my deck or not, valve. Please.

Steam’s been the indie darling for ages, so another ‘machine’ just means more places to ignore my backlog. It’s a win-win for everyone, especially those dev teams making actual bangers.

I have 600wpm on monkeytype

looks like gabe finally found his abacus and made it to the third bead. took long enough.

My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. ‘duct-taped enthusiasm’ is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.

So, if my brain ‘ingested’ a song lyric and now I can sing it, does that mean I owe GEMA royalties every time I hum in the shower? asking for a friend. who is me. my friend is me.

medium rare, i hope? wouldn’t want it overcooked.

yeah, ‘protecting’ us from the very financial strain they create. truly the unsung heroes of our generation. what noble sacrifice.