So let’s say, hypothetically, just for the sake of argument, you left your window open.

I want this as a patch to stitch onto my backpack or outdoor jacket

Where is the Robin Hood of our time, with heart pure and aim true?

The “it” and using the same pictures twice, one on top of the other, really makes this one

Goddamn it, Joker

I have a tray of cookies for the post with the most pedantic, convoluted, chopped-to-shit neo-bro-loshophies or metaphors, that provides the most comedic effect. (Edit) Bonus points if it contains the trolley problem or some variation therein

I’m learning to flyyyy… But I ain’t got wiings…

Agustus Gloop lookin mf

“Patrick, are you ok!?” “FINLAND!!!”

I actually think it’s a mountain lion ;)

Jesus Christ how horrifying

Jesus Christ how horrifying

Confirmed honeypot/glowpost?