That’s a systemd slurpee.

Green energy

Idk if it’s still true, but ads was the fastest growing division in Apple for several years. They make tens of billions (possibly hundreds of billions) in ad revenue every year.

…do you play the trumpet with your nose?

Gotta find something else to grate your cheese.

It’s okay though, they have a deal with the French.

Walter White in a diner, after Jesse Pinkman’s monologue.

Breaking: people with empathy affected by other people’s suffering.

Actually she is under my bed now.

When looking at the moon tarp you have to sign a waiver saying you are not Anish Kapoor and are not looking at it on behalf of Anish Kapoor.

But what’s the turtle on?

Honestly fried erasers sounds better than their normal fare.

It can be hard to distinguish deer from bears, but growing up in Africa I had to become good at animal identification.

This is why I built my own CPU from sand and a RISC-V specification sheet.

A bear? With that tail?

This is clearly a deer.

Don’t forget how when it’s an absolutely perfect day to actually be outside there will always be someone who says “we need to sit inside, I’m freezing!” Then you look at them and they’re wearing the legal minimum that can be considered “clothes”

Ultra-ultraviolet? You mean Röntgen rays?

So many buttons and knobs! This would be so much simpler with just a single touch screen!

I was supposed to get a device with 64 gigs of RAM later this year. I just got an email telling me that due to the RAM shortage they’ve cancelled the 64 gig version.

50 cent, or as they call him in the UK, 38p