Mayor Poopington

Just use a shoebox like the rest of us

I was told at my last job I couldn’t ask people to donate to our tax write off

Its never the women you want to be hiding bills in their bras

“And he’s afraid of shiny things”

I’m at a loss for words

Get a spoon to keep it extra classy

A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.

Skat boarding?

Probably due to the drain being on the back of the boat towards the bottom. Bath tubs don’t get towed on a trailer at 60 mph.

I will always hear that sound in my head. Best scene in the movie.

Well shit, now my car has 37 thrusters attached to the left side

Nothing quite like a spiritual connection with concrete

Just have a bigger heart attack. No medical bills if you’re dead.

And doesn’t skip leg day

That’s not a very high bar, boomer.

Sitting down naturally spreads apart the ass cheeks. No way I can get tp in there properly standing up.

As opposed to standing up to wipe?

My relationship actually got better once we switched to communicating entirely over Discord

Not enough beans. 2/10

I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans