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And the pocket bags were large enough to fit all of that inside, sometimes with spare space for a charger or two. Ah the times

Which is why I don’t waste my time doing much. Turns out the Buddhists had a point

More like planking OP’s sister amirite

What kind of Captain Tsubasa shenanigans are these?

…Never mind, the kilogram of gold hasn’t been below $100K since at least last year: apmex.com/gold-price/1-kg-gold…

I had forgotten that the US dollars didn’t require being in 1 USD bills. Yeah, using 100 USD bills could make the value better than gold’s, as long as it sells below $100,000 USD per kilogram

And now you nerdsniped me into finding the value density of a dollar bill, which is roughly 1 gram, which makes a kilogram of dollars be worth some $1000 USD. Which still pales in comparison to the value of a kilogram of gold by at least a factor of 40-to-1

A multi-boot list so large, GRUB needed to implement a scrollbar just for it

I misread a letter on “a real human lick” (guess which one of course it’s that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue

And that’s Dracula’s White Claw. Not the drink, like, an actual claw he likes to carry around. Don’t get scratched.

I mean, fighting a man so physically weak should be a walk in the park

I get notifications from exactly five kinds:

• Work
• My mom
• My bank trying to rope me into a credit or an insurance
• A group for autistic adults even I am too anxious to post in, because they all somehow have friends and I don’t
• News

Broly was just there

The sub-$300 is increasingly dying because of the RAM prices, but anything with a N100 or N150 should be enough for your usage case.

I read it as “fat-homing”, like, a messed up version of fat-shaming

I was once recommended to remove “Esperanto” from the list of languages I spoke on my resume, so, checks out

I’d think he’d be suspicious after the lack of children for 15 years, but who am I to judge

Says the dude that died a virgin (and may or may not have been homosexual, or at least asexual)

Pepsi with ice cream: a “black cow” that tastes like a nice milkshake

Pepsi with milk: “Pilk”, tastes like vomit

How come there is such a difference from the state of matter of the darnged milk?

My theory: companies secretly violating international treaties to extract resources from below the ice floor