They have to hold it because their toilet runs on Windows and broke.

Bag is probably full of shit that he is about to set on fire so you stomp it to put the fire out. Except that sort of plan requires more executive function than he possesses.

And when you reverse destination and source when using the dd command, you learn an important lesson, “the disk destroyer” nickname is legit.

H.264 came out in 2003. Shouldn’t the patents associated with it have expired by now? 23 years is more than 20 years from the filing date or else the codec’s release itself is prior art. The 17 years from issuance rule ended in 1995. I don’t think they can have any Lemelson style submarine patents that are still valid.

Pretty sure a Trump bomb is a diaper filling operation.

I think maybe substitute the word planet for towns.

Dying that air strike was very anti-Semitic of those children. /S

I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.

The most acceptable loss for the Freedumb to own guns? I saw plenty of things making fun of him. Even before his body fully hit the floor. My favorite was a package of fruit gushers that had been altered to say Kirk Gushers and had his face with a flow of liquid coming from the neck.

Next step: putting the cells into one of those Boston Dynamics robot dogs with a gun attached. What could go wrong?

Better than cops too.

Maybe we should speak to them in a language they actually speak. In this case, I am thinking the proper language is class action lawsuit.

I put kubuntu on an old laptop. It runs well enough that I am going to dual boot it on my main PC.

Microsoft out here doing Linux marketing for them.

His teammate looks concerned with that side eye.

My eleven year old laptop is running Kubuntu. I think it might be a Camry (absent the insanely dominant popularity).

It is a felony in Texas to practice medicine without a license. Probably most other jurisdictions. Who is serving the jail time?

The lore is that there was once a proper architecture but that it has been feature crept into oblivion and should have been refactored multiple times by this point. Now all that remains is technical debt.

No one likes you if you point out that the “proper architecture” was obviously inadequate. They also will never fund the rewrite.

Every time I reboot my Win 11 PC, Microsoft tries to get me to switch to Linux. (I don’t want their online backup and the forced advertisement for it on startup pisses me off.)

I edited my registry to disable it.

I think the worst thing BioWare did was ban people for loot exploiting when all they were doing was flying around in a loop collecting chests as they spawned. The players weren’t doing anything the game didn’t allow and banning them really created vitriol in the community. When added to the lack of end game, the player base just never got any growth momentum. It was really sad, because I was a huge BW fan and that game plus the loss of the Doctors really wrecked them (thanks EA /s). You could see the potential in Anthem, but it felt like a a great game engine waiting for the game to be written for it (honestly similar to pre-Forsaken Destiny 2, but even that had more content).