The fact that you’re responding to a joke in a very literal way is honestly pretty good.

Ahh yeah true, good point.

“Offensive” conduct must be more than merely hurtful, annoying or vexing. It must be “calculated or likely to arouse significant anger, significant resentment, outrage, disgust, or hatred in the mind of a reasonable person in all the circumstances.” Moreover, it must “be likely to have a serious effect upon the emotional well-being of an addressee.”

I dunno if that’s entirely true but maybe I’m misunderstanding this - it seems kinda open to interpretation.