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Tim: Look at it, its got a huge beak and razor sharp claws…

Yeh genie I wish my cousin didn’t have no teeth. And fur my secnd wish I wish cousins were in legal to murry. Fur me finaal wish, I wish for a Harley davidnson Turing bike that had nver endin case of bud light in its saddle bag.

Tolby flenderson?

You should have been back at 630pm for dinner. You would have gotten plenty.

So, let’s just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel?

Thanks Obama!

Listen here. I like my berenstienbears and my screaming goats and all the other mass misremembering.

Yeah, I know that was my sister…

Is that a sheep in your goat meme?

Probably used GPS to drive into the lake.

Not on the chart: after death: gained fame and their artwork becomes valuable.

My wife.

You can’t keep letting him in Harry.

I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry. Also the guy has a pronoun in ()…

YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!

This is even funnier if you believe the conspiracy theory that fallen angels (evil ones) are posing as aliens.

Fucking raw means having sex with no condom…

Risky click of the day. Worth it.

Robots are peaceful. But don’t worry, you will see their peaceful ways by force.

Alright buddy time to get going.