Its not a question of “if” but “when.”

Zomboid is my shit. 400 hours and counting.

I would have gone in their yard to take care of it myself

Good on ya, Gents.

I hear you brother. I’m often reminded of a Sleaford Mods lyric:

The chirping cunt obviously wants the country in tatters They all do, two arms, two legs, fuck you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXUCJUa_fqA&list=RDpXUCJUa_fqA&start_radio=1

I replaced my soap with exfoliating sandpaper. Germs BEWARE!

Dont use hamburger helper, learn to make goulash. Its a pretty good recipe for beginners

I like the big capital letters, gothic and brutalist fonts of the thrash bands from the 80s. Anthrax and Metallica, Sepultura and Possessed come to mind

Cant say im a fan of logos like this. Even when i was listening to metal exclusively, I thought it was a bit hack.

Never got fear of spiders, i learned pretty quick they arent dangerous.

I think if someone implied they were bringing someone without at least asking, as this person did, I would match their rude energy and say “I did not agree to that, so here are my boundaries.”

The way the other party phrased it would annoy the shit out of me. 'I’m bringing my best friend." Ok, so why don’t you date them? Causes way more friction than asking “Hey, I know it’s unconventional but I would like a friend to be there just for my safety since we don’t know eachother yet.”

The vaccine was really just a sedative; they kidnapped you and plugged in you to the matricksssssssss

bro same. From the moment I was aware of the problems with America they have gotten progressively worse, though the past year has seen an acceleration of madness and chaos I never thought possible.

Can someone explain the fervor over this game? I played the first one and bounced completely off of it. It was slick for sure, but obtuse and kinda janky.

My daughter said “oh shit” as her first curse word. Seems appropriate for the times

Yeah this is the actual solution. With that said, I would be fucking stoked if I showed up to a friends house and they showered me with 100 beers.

Does frozen pizza count as takeout?

I’ll just stand then

Self checkout is a great place to sneak your 10 dollar parmesan in to the 2 dollar head of lettuce

bro, they should be sending me metric drill bits instead. Those fucking drywall anchors they send are always in metric and I can never find my metric drill set.